Everyone's probably been waiting with bated breath to hear about my glamorous adventure to Hawaii. It was quite exciting as well as relaxing, I assure you. But that's not what I'm here for today. I'm here to talk about sausage. I know what the Viceroy contingent will surely be saying, it's all in good fun until Mike ends up with the sausage in the mouth, but this is more along the lines of Gavin's ongoing series recounting the Horrors of Food.

Apparently some guy thought it would be a great idea to use his macro lens – the same kind that Judith often uses to bring us amazing pictures of birds, bugs, and flowers – to photograph something she probably wouldn't chomp even with your teeth: processed meats.

Did you think it'd be nasty? Have a look. It is.