04-06 It's the Nuge, isn't it?
I'm not exactly sure what Michigan did to upset the natural balance of the universe, but I'm pretty sure said universe (and whatever creator of it any Christians, Hindus, Muslims, Jews, and Scientologists among us believe in) hates this place. Snow? Only people from here (and, admittedly, Wisconsin) think that's natural.
It could be Ted Nugent, possibly Michael Moore (I admit I used to like him but he's off the rocker lately), the Michigan Militia, or Kid Rock. It's probably not Bob Seger, as I hear he's a nice guy and always maintains safe boating practices.
Then againt, since Grindhouse opens tonight, I'll probably go if the weather's not too bad, and... there you have it. The weather is trying to prevent me going to the movies. So maybe it's not the universe or God or anything like that... it's Westinghouse. But you didn't hear it from me.
It could be Ted Nugent, possibly Michael Moore (I admit I used to like him but he's off the rocker lately), the Michigan Militia, or Kid Rock. It's probably not Bob Seger, as I hear he's a nice guy and always maintains safe boating practices.
Then againt, since Grindhouse opens tonight, I'll probably go if the weather's not too bad, and... there you have it. The weather is trying to prevent me going to the movies. So maybe it's not the universe or God or anything like that... it's Westinghouse. But you didn't hear it from me.
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